March 2012
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i-mourn-the-wicked asked: *dies of laughter* I CAN'T BREATHE. LAUGHING. TOO. HARD.
wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
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February 2012
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i want to chew gum but it would distract me from...
wahhh
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jennylala replied to your post: jennylala replied to your post: I’m actually mad…
(((don’t tell her)))
i can’t just not tell her i’m going to birdland
also its not exactly easy to scout tickets there
i’m going to see if anyone will sell theirs ahead of time anyway since it isn’t until april
STAYIN ALIVE, STAYIN ALIVE
jennylala replied to your post: I’m actually mad forever about the Willemijn…
go anyways maybe you can scout tickets
was thinking about doing this but i doubt my mom would allow me
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I’m actually mad forever about the Willemijn Verkaik situation.
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boohockey asked: you are a perfect human being
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i dont get it
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it’s like i want to finish sherlock season two but i cant because i’m scared
because reichenbach
cantallcomeandgobytardis replied to your post: wait willemijn verkaik is going to be in a concert in my own state and i cant go because the tickets are sold out
I wonder if she’d do a concert in my backyard If I pay her a nice amount like $5
ya i bet she would i’ll pitch in with 50 cents now she is sure to come
willemijn we will pay you $5.50 come do a concert in our backyards ok
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wait willemijn verkaik is going to be in a concert...
hold up
wait
willemijn verkaik is going to be in a concert
in my own state
and i cant go because the tickets are sold out
what
what
100 per cent sane
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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7u7:
why everybody talking about oscar
by god this benadryl works fast
thethrillofit:
alexis freezes her yogurt
why am i laughing
this is all I have to say
guillam:
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canadians: american people are so annoying
british: american people are so annoying
chinese: american people are so annoying
mexicans: american people are so annoying
french: american people are so annoying
americans: we are so perfect
whittletheworld replied to your post: I’M DYING SCUMBAG GLINDA REFERENCE OMFG
TOTES THOUGHT OF YOU
HAHAHAH AWWW <333
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E! on the red carpet: OMG I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUR DRESS I LOVE YOUR LOOK YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL CAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS?
E! on Fashion Police: DAT BITCH GOT NO CLASS UGH HER DRESS WAS DISGUSTING WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE WEAR THAT GURL GOTTA GET LESSONS ON HOW TO DRESS SHE'S THE WORST